boyfriend
"I've had to move my desk to another room at work"

"Oh! that's nice dear, who do you sit next to now?"

Three topless women!

"That's nice"



Two weeks later

"I've been moved again at work (in a sweet unsuspecting voice)

"Oh Yeah!" (sarcastically) "Who are you sitting next to now? (heavily loaded question)

"Just frumpy Jane who is very ugly and quiet"

"Well we might as well split up now as you're obviously having an affair"